old enough, not a graduate, on the path to graduation, thinks driver may have abetted/allowed pathan gentlemen from across the road to steal my music panel twice, thinks driver's stories are fucking interesting, got a letter from Mule Creek State Prison from an inmate, psyched to write back, had beloved phone (RIP) stolen from his room by a certain individual who shall remain unnamed (for now), loves his pet python who will not hesitate in eating me later, poor in continuity of tenses, always keeps his copy of The Hobbit nearby, hated J R R's long descriptions of the so many forests of middle earth, is going to feed Monty now.
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I originally had 2 commas in mind but it wasn't working for me. But I threw in some dirty talk and tale from prison. And I said "hobbit". hehe
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A trip down the Pakistani rabbit hole
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Phatan is the spelling of Pathan that I excitedly and wrongly wrote when I got gmail. It made sense because even though my shujra claims a centuries old descent from Peshawer, love and sex in Delhi with the preppy hotties pretty much made us forget Pashtu and the anger that makes us blow up stuff, i.e. our identity. So my "phatan" moniker just put a stamp on my forehead that says "Fake Pathan".
Only a phatan would have the idea to sell clothes under the label Pathan Connection Usman Khan in a store called Pathan Ki Dukaan.
But since PCUK is going to take a while, I opened the shutters to Phatan ki Dukaan: Enema to rants and random musings for the general entertainment of the rhetorically constipated. Just like Bandar ka Tamasha!
Only a phatan would have the idea to sell clothes under the label Pathan Connection Usman Khan in a store called Pathan Ki Dukaan.
But since PCUK is going to take a while, I opened the shutters to Phatan ki Dukaan: Enema to rants and random musings for the general entertainment of the rhetorically constipated. Just like Bandar ka Tamasha!
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